Mind the DOG

So, you’re a fan of extreme sports and you think that you’ve tried everything? You’ve climbed the Mount Everest twice, you’ve been a football hooligan in Italy and once you bungee jumped off the Eiffel tower and the Grand Canyon in the same week. You’ve been doing sky diving for five years. So what? Do you really think that nothing is too much for you?
Try walking a Great Dane!
You might think that walking a dog is boring. Well, it is. But walking a Great Dane is nothing like walking an ordinary dog! Walking a Great Dane will open a whole new world for you. You will finally understand what it is to experience pain and what it feels like to be exhausted. Your Great Dane will teach you the true rules of survival.
This is THE sport for the ones who are addicted to adrenalin. Walking a Great Dane will teach you to make the right decisions. A bad decision can have a dramatic outcome. Your huge, incredible strong and playful dog will accidentally squeeze every playmate smaller than itself (that means almost every dog) between its massive body and the ground. Your Great Dane will scratch, wound and bump into every single part of your body, happy and enthusiastic as it is. It will step on your toes and break them, it will hit you with its tale so your legs will turn red and it will play boxing with its huge front paws, standing on its back paws.
Besides the great deal of body exercise (very strong biceps from trying to hold the dog, great bum because of walking so much and an excellent calorie burning and cardio training), this sport is very popular because of the exceptional challenge it contains.
Figure out alternative routes and make sure you know the surroundings very well before you get out with the dog. Draw a map with all street lanterns to get hold on when your dog chooses to run after a cat or a child instead of walking with you. Wear special shoes with noses of steel and of course: good gloves are unbearable. With this equipment you’re on your way to make it home, keeping you and your Great Dane out of too much trouble.
Despite, or because of all the danger, this sport is already the bomb in the United States! Get your adrenalin going, hit the streets and combine a great physical training with mental stimulation and a huge kick!
Are YOU up to the challenge?

Inexperienced walkers will have to hire a protection suit because of the high rate of injuries in this sport.
The organisation is nor responsible for any of the material damage, injuries or psychic damage the Great Dane will cause, nor for stains caused by slobber of the Great Dane.